You are a starving artist standing next to the hors d'oeuvres at a New York art opening. A very attractive man/woman walks up. What do you say?

A: I just love cheese, don’t you?
B: I’m not as baroque as I look.
C: Knock, knock . . . 
D: "To found a great empire for the sole purpose of raising up a people of customers may at first sight appear a project fit only for a nation of shopkeepers. It is, however, a project altogether unfit for a nation of shopkeepers; but extremely fit for a nation whose government is influenced by shopkeepers. Such statesmen, and such statesmen only, are capable of fancying that they will find some advantage in employing the blood and treasure of their fellow-citizens to found and maintain such an empire." Adam Smith said that. So, . . . You come here often?
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